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terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

oakerton7:


Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

moosezekiel:

thwhitewolff:

WAY TO GO ALLSTATE

THATS ALLSTATE’S STAND
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?

moosezekiel:

thwhitewolff:

WAY TO GO ALLSTATE

THATS ALLSTATE’S STAND

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?

mormondad:

paranormal activity 3 gets real

mormondad:

paranormal activity 3 gets real

another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

since1969:

alamogirl80:

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…

^^^